What we aging ex. 505 sailors could hope for ......

Howard is 95 and lives in an old folks home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded spot
behind the centre to sit and ponder on all his accomplishments and long life. One evening Annabel
aged 80 wanders into the garden where he sits. They chat and before they know it several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation Howard turns to Annabel and says.

'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
'What?' She asks.
'Sex' He replies.
'SEX!' She Exclaims.
'Why you old buzzard, you couldn't even get it up if I held a gun to your head!'
'I know' Howard says 'But it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while'.
'Well I can oblige that!' says Annabel and takes his manhood out of his trousers and proceeds to hold it. Afterwards they agree to meet secretly every night where they sit and talk and annabel holds his willy.

Then one night, Howard doesn't show as usual. Worried, Annabel goes looking for him to make sure that he´sokay. She walks around the old peoples home and eventually finds him sitting by the pool with another woman who has hold of his knob! Furious Annabel yells.
'You two timing git! Look at her, she's at least 90, what is it that she could have that I haven't???'

Howard smiles and says. 'Parkinsons.....'